Because there's holes in the sidewalk

I am the way i am.

      because,

A cannon ball beats a brick wall

French Fries beat Broccoli

The moon beats the sun 

Recess beats Math

because

Volcanoes beat dinosaurs 

Batman beats Bane

Baths beat Showers

Christmas trees beat jack-o-lanterns

because

Biggie beats pac

PB&J beats Ham and cheese

because

Rock beats Scissors

Paper beats Rock

Scissors beats Paper

Nothing beats Gun